I’m sorry but Valentina’s screeching & delusions always gave me LIFE.
Q U E E N
someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Oh my God who are you
James L. - Lenticular Clouds Over Mt. Rainier (2004)
C. JoyBell C. (via hqlines)
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
did u kno that if you press the home button on accident on your dash you can press it again and go back to where you were BECAUSE I NEVER DID
this just changed my life
my feelings about the leaks
Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.